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Sat, 12 Jun 2004 @ 8:14 AM
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Wife: Go and buy sausage. If they have eggs, buy ten.
Programmer goes to store: Do you have eggs?
Storekeeper: Yes.
Programmer: Then give me ten sausages.
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The cure for diabetes
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Now, here is the cure. Just follow these three simple rules. If you are taking insulin or other medications, you must coordinate this with your doctor...
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Reasons for sleeping and waking up early
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Reasons for sleeping and waking up early Evening at 9 - 11pm: is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody...
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Train to nice
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Taking a train to nice. Cost 9.10 euro. Late for nearly 30 minutes. ---- Found this in an email dated 23 Oct 2012, can't find the time, since this...
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A voice we have
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We all have a voice. A voice that has been with us since we were first born. But during our growth, we are first encouraged to use it, e.g., say, "Daddy"...
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How to speak well
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Speaking well is so very important. You'd agree, right? Whether you are a Parent, Professional, Senior Executive, Senior Leader, Professional Salesperson...
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Watched Shazam
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I found a ticket stub today for watching Shazam on 4th Apr 2018 at 12:50pm at the Lot 1 mall. I remembered watching Shazam alone on that day.
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Meeting Stan Lee
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This was one of the strangest alternate realities I've visited. Somehow, I must have time travelled to a year before 2018, or to a reality where Stan...
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Trust
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It's important to trust team members when working on a project, whether you're a team leader, or a team member. Each one contributes their part...
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A ring of truth
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Came across this ring of truth and thought I'll post it here. Easy to sleep together Difficult to stay awake together Easy to talk to each other Difficult...
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What would you do differently?
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In a discussion, i was asked "What do you want to do differently?". Why would I do anything differently? Why would you do anything differently...
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The irresponsibility of people dating online
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And I'm back on the dating scene. So I chatted with a person named X, and asked him/her for coffee a while back. The meetup was to be on a weekend...
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My nightmares
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My nightmares are often being late for class, taking exams and failing them. Other nightmares including being unable to fly steadily!
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Advice on life
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1. Try everything twice, once to get over the shock of it, the second to enjoy it. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this...
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What I'm doing with my life...
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Some days are good. Some days are bad. I'm on the verge of completing the transfer, and running out of resources. Sometimes, I wonder where I find...
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What to do when a recruiter ghosts you?
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A recruiter suggests the following: Follow up three times Be cordial in all your communications Keep looking for work until you have an offer Move on after...
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At a ticket counter
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At a ticket counter, I told the agent that I needed to go overseas. The agent told me that this could take a week or two. And I told him, I needed to go...
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je ne sais quoi
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That unspeakable quality, attraction and appeal that something or someone has, that used to be called X-factor, has been replaced by the French phrase...
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A strategy to winning a political election in Singapore
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How can political parties decide where to focus their efforts in a Singapore election? The answer lies in purchasing the Registers of Electors . The Register...
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Some observations on politics in Singapore for GE2020
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1) Ivan Lim says he'll stay the course on Saturday. Before the end of the day, he resigned. Was he told to resign, or based on his character so far...
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Vomited
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It's been a while since I've vomited. Checking through my blogs, I appeared to have never posted anything about me vomiting before. So, on Thursday...
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A tale of hard labour for the reformers...
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Predestination
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...you can take comfort in knowing that these events are happening in the correct order. The path you're on will take you to your destination.
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Having fun with the Yakuza girl
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Meanwhie, in an alternate reality, I had a great sex session with the Yakuza girl.
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Before I forget, songs that I liked.
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I've always seem to forget what songs I like, because I don't understand the language used in the song, as some songs I liked were in foreign languages...
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Thoughts on a little kindness...
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Today, I want to pen down some thoughts on friendship, and kinship, amidst this unprecedented crisis on infinite Earths. A set of unique circumstances...
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