Just found out I'm one of the 236442 minions certified as a MCSE on Windows 2000, and one of the first 5000 to get certified for MCSE 2000, when I got mine on 15th Sep 2001.
Looks like it's time to become one of the 2240 minions certified as a MCSE on Windows 2003, and one of the first 5000 to get that title.