Why do I feel like this?

I'm proud of what I do, but once everyone at a party knows what I do, the party is pretty much over. Every time it happens, I figure I might as well set up a booth and charge $1 a question because I know they are going to line up.

It's the same stuff every time:

• "I got a traffic ticket I didn't deserve, how do I beat it?"
• "I got arrested for drunk driving but I only had ONE six pack."
• "Which drug is worse alcohol or marijuana?"
• "What does it feel like to be shot?"
• "Do you believe in the death penalty?"
• "How many innocent people have you killed?"