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chuacw

Fri, 5 Dec 2008 @ 11:57 AM

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you?"

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Serializing a VCL.NET or any NET framework object

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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Delphi 8 provides an easy way to serialize any VCL.NET or any NET framework object. The following code fragment shows how easy it is to serialize a .NET...
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Borland Delphi survey, unofficial Kylix patches and BDN RSS feeds

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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Borland has a survey to determine the future direction of Delphi. Unofficial fixes for Borland Kylix is available . These links were taken from here and...
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Detecting Memory Leaks in Delphi

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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I was writing a game component in Delphi, and somehow, whenever the game's component settings got changed, the game was leaking memory. Using MemCheck...
Chee Wee's discoveries and tech blog

Undocumented Delphi 8 Language Changes 2

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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A method pointer is now the same as a global procedure, ie, procedure of object = procedure.
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Chee Wee's discoveries and tech blog

Danny announces Delphi's "foreach" syntax!

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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This just in! 2 hours ago, Borland's Chief Scientist, Danny Thorpe, annouces that Diamondback will support the functionality other languages refer to as...
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My RSS Reader - Displaying HTML in TWebBrowser

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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So, after I retrieved the XML from a feed, I placed the retrieved content into a string after some formatting. I formatted it as such <HTML> <BODY>...
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skipDays, skipHours, ttl

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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I'm scheduled to implement skipDays, skipHours, and ttl today, so I was surfing on the Internet (to the tune of Scott Bakula's Man of La Mancha - Impossible...
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My RSS Reader - The debate for software deployment is over...

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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The debate for a tool to use for software deployment is over... I've chosen to use MimarSinan 's InstallAware Enterprise to deploy “My RSS Reader”...
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Saw a preview of Borland Delphi 2005

Posted over 20 years ago

by chuacw
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I went to Borland Singapore yesterday to attend the launch of Borland Delphi 2005 and Borland JBuilder 2005. Borland had just recently shifted their office...
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Old reading list

Posted over 12 years ago

by chuacw
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I'm throwing these books out. Anyone interested in getting them? Windows 95 System Programming Secrets Programming Windows 95 UNLEASHED Hacking Exposed...