1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big *** or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter...
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Earlier on, mild-mannered Calvin was minding his own business, having a serious discussion in his room, with Hobbes, on the merits of chewing gum, when...
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In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you...
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